Post by Rena DeVito on May 11, 2010 11:35:57 GMT -5
[[1st EDIT:: Don't read this. No, seriously. I got really bitchy towards the end. If you do read this please try to understand that this is the only way I have to relieve my anger right now. And be glad it's not you. Because. Well. Yes. I'm holding back a whole lot of my anger, so this isn't nearly as bad as it could be. -tries to shove most of her angry thoughts back into her head-]]
COMMENCE WITH THE ANGRY BITCHING;;
Gosh. I feel a whole lot better now ^_^
COMMENCE WITH THE ANGRY BITCHING;;
ARE YOU FERREAL? OKAY. SO. I left Chatango to go watch my superman movie(It was very good, thank you for asking) SO I COME BACK. AND I HAVE FIVE FREAKIN MESSAGES. FOUR OF THEM ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY AND SAYING HI. THE FIFTH ONE SAYS THIS: "-apperase in front of you in demon form with sliver hair and a sliever tail wgaing with light pink eyes gazeing at you softly and smileing wit h kindness as the wind blows as i have no shirt on- hi my lady" That is in COPY and PASTE formatt, m'kay? COPY and PASTE. I would totally bash him, but he logged out.[[2ND EDIT;; Okay. I just had another thought. Is this demon form some sort of animal? Or does it look sorta human? If it looks sorta human then why does he even HAVE a demon form? And if his demon form is like an animal why do I care if he's shirtless? I mean seriously. think this through.]]
His username is "5ringsofdeath" and his status is "status:am half demon and human and werewolf" Uhm, EXCUSE ME? HALF DEMON, HUMAN, AND WEREWOLF? First of all, THAT WOULD BE ONE THIRD HUMAN, DEMON, AND WEREWOLF. Second, HOW would someone even become one third of those things? Genetically speaking it would be fairly complicated, am I right?
Okay okay okay. ALSO. What the fuck is a 'status'? For some reason, that doesn't seem the appropriate place to name whatever the hell you are. A status is more of a standing, not really what you are type of deal.
It continues.
"let the light shin let the darkness cover me with death eye" OKAY. CUTE QUOTE. Why would you want darkness to cover you with death eye? What the fuck does that even mean? Now, since this is a character I can sorta understand that part BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LIGHT PART? THIS QUOTE SEEMS LIKE AN OXYMORON TO ME.
"humph... my name is 5 i have many weapons most used is my claws out of my hands and both of my swords and fill free to fight me but i cant say that you will live to talk about it" Ooooooo. I AM SO SCARED. OMIGOD. CLAWS OUTTA YOUR HAND? ARE YOU LIEK, THE WOLVERINE OR SOMETHING? And five is a great name, no really, I love it. I'm in love with it, I adore it. Can we get married and have half human and demon and wolverine babies?
Then he goes on to say his clan, which, I can only GUESS means something in his role playing world. "clan: The Akatsuki"
"rp name: 5 the mercyless killer" Oooo. Again, I'm terrified. You must also be 5 the EnglishLanguage killer. Because I sure am terrified of your grammar.
"life: live by the sword die by the sword" And that means, what? That you're a horrendous killer? Haven't you already said that about four times? Lessee here, considering what you said before("...fill free to fight me but i cant say that you will live to talk about it") I bet you're just the best fighter in the whole damn world and NO ONE can meet your fighting skills. SOOOOO. I guess this little quote of yours doesn't apply to you. No? One sec. Lemme find that silver butter knife I have in the kitchen and I'll prove you wrong.
"love::xmomo15xx" Does this mean I can't have your babies? What a crying shame.
"personality: am mostly a loner" The strong silent one, eh? I bet you're REEEEEEEEEEEEAL popular with the ladies.
"speciality: killing ,blades,weapons" Killing. Oh gee, what a surprise. You're a great death bringer. A great murderer of the English Language. You don't need any weapons, all you need is a pen and a piece of paper. Also. Isn't a 'blade' a weapon? Redundant much? And lemme guess. If you were in the heat of battle and you picked up a weapon you'd never touched or used before, you'd magically be the best at it. You'd be swinging that bad boy around like the 'killing machine' you are. Woooohooo. Go you. -sarcastic fist pump-
Guess what folks? We are only halfway there. HALFWAY DONE. Yaaaaay~! Get ready for more bleeding eyes and hearts from his woooonderful. WONDERFUL English.
"demon class:S" Does that stand for Stupid? Do you know what stupid means? Here, let's try some other words. Wittless, clown, eejit, dope, adlum, dumb, foolish, obtuse, lumpish, nitwitted, dense, dull, dim. I can go on. Oh wait. Maybe these words aren't primitive enough for you. Let's try something simpler. Dumbass, dick, hrrrm. Yes. I think those could apply to you.
"swordman class and fighting class:S" Do I need to continue the point I made above or are we good?
"Apperance: as picture but has a demon apperance as well" Oooooo. A PICTURE. Now, for the education of those reading this, lemme say this. The picture is an image of a guy's head with silver hair. And from the messages he sent me, apparently this guy has pink eyes. Oooo. PINK eyes. ON A GUY. Sooooooooo smexxeh. Makes me wanna jump him right here. Don't look kiddies. It's going to be rated R.[[EDIT:: The image is from a popular anime, Naruto or whatever the fuck. I'm sure if you saw it you'd recognize the person and anime it's from.]]
I LOVE how there is absolutely no description of his human/werewolf form(Whatever the hell that looks like). Not only that, he says he has a demon form as well. Okay. A demon. What the fuck does a demon look like? I'm sure there's probably different breeds and colors and classes or whatever the hell there are. What type are you? Give me something I can look up so I can SEE IF I NEED TO BE SCARED OF YOU OR NOT. GOD. YOU COULD BE A FUCKING PINK UNICORN. AND WE ALL KNOW HOW SCARY DEMONIC PINK UNICORNS ARE.[[EDIT:: Thinking this over now, a demonic pink unicorn is probably WAY scarier then ANYTHING you could come up with yourself. Sad, isn't it?]]
"Personality: well you tell me" Your personality is like a pretty, pretty princess's personality ^_^ You like FLOWERS. AND PINK. And you like to RIDE HORSIES UNDER RAINBOWS. You HATE fighting because BLOOD IS ICKY. You DON'T like getting your PRETTY LITTLE WHITE FEET WET.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT THAT THERE? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BADASS OR SOMETHING? YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED. DON'T PUT UP THE FUCKING PERSONALITY UNLESS YOU PLAN TO FUCKING TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE LIKE. By the way. Do you like your new personality? I think it really suits you.
"mood: well really dont no you tell me" See that paragraph right above this one? Yes? M'kay. I want you to read that one again, changing "Personality" to "mood." Then imagine a blood curdling scream of HORROR. Yes. Lovely isn't it.
"rank: high ranking swordman with great speed and weapons" My my my. We just have it all don't we? Great speed, a killer with the ladies and the men, intelligence of a peanut, ooo. I am soooo, so so so sooooooo very jealous of you.
"brothers and sistersand friends :age,,,8rings,13rings,3rings,4rings,foxy,stretch ,neko,6rings,kami,geass,zaku,16rings,16rings,1ring,2rings,geass,gtxxkidxxgokuxx,konan kikichan ryuu," Uh huh. And I care about this, why? Why are you telling me this? Why do I care about this? -deep breath- Okay. I am exercising self control here and not putting what my mind is screaming at me to put. I'm so nice, aren't I.
"my son name is: baby5jr-
mostly loner" So wait. You have a son? Lemme guess, you're a wonderful, WONDERFUL father. You're probably the best father outta anyone in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. And are you saying that YOU'RE a loner again? Or are you saying that your SON is a loner - ah. Excuse me. MOSTLY a loner. Does that mean MOST of the time you're by yourself? Y'know, except the times when you're with the woman you love making babies, killing off all the evil bad men in the world, and running around shirtless talking to people who could care less.
SHUT THE FUCK UP. AND GET A FUCKING ENGLISH TEACHER.
At least you didn't badger me with posts. I'll grant you that.
Gosh. I feel a whole lot better now ^_^