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Post by Terenzio DeVito on Jan 8, 2010 16:40:38 GMT -5
DDDx He's not supposed to rape meee! xD
GRANTED! You now have no homework. However, you go to a boarding school so instead of calling it homework they call it dorm work. :3
I wish I understood why I have to drive home to feed my horse even though my dad is there and normally does it while I'm away. o.O
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Post by .: T O K I :. on Jan 8, 2010 18:01:52 GMT -5
Dorm work? WTF. Granted! Realization suddenly dawns on you as you figure out why you have to drive home to feed your horse when your dad normally does it. However this realization is so out-of-this-world you die from shock. (Too lazy ro be detailed... XD) I wish I had the will to actually do the stuff on my to-do list.
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Post by Terenzio DeVito on Jan 9, 2010 0:51:27 GMT -5
X3 I couldn't very well call it classwork now could I? X3 MISSION COMPLETE! You now have the will to do everything on your to-do-list. However, after you finished everything in record time you had some much willingness to do stuff that you quickly got into bad stuff and ended up on the dirty, cold streets of some godforsaken city with ratty old clothes, a horrid drug and alcohol addiction, as a whore and the willingness to do anything. Eventually you get so willing to get your drugs that you go jumping off a cliff as payment to get them and die a horrible painful death. We will not remember you. I wish I had a mountain of Dr Pepper.
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Post by .: T O K I :. on Jan 9, 2010 12:26:59 GMT -5
O______O;
Granted, you are given an insane amount of empty Dr. Pepper cans in the shape of a mountain! (I FEEL CREATIVE.)
I wish I owned a tap-dancing rabbit that baked me delicious cakes whenever I asked.
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Post by Alex on Jan 9, 2010 12:53:22 GMT -5
Granted! The bunny doesn't STOP TAPDANCING WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SLEEP OR GET WORK DONE AND IT'S SO ANNOYING THAT YOU START TO GO INSANE. Oh, and the cookies are poisoned.
I wish that I could have a sleepover at my house.
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Post by .: T O K I :. on Jan 9, 2010 13:01:43 GMT -5
Granted! Your parents allow you to have a sleepover so you invite a couple of friends over. You have bunches of fun. It gets so exciting that one of your friends decides to do something daring and you get in trouble for it. Therefore in the morning they are forced to go home, your parents never allow a sleepover again, and you're grounded for the month.
I wish I had the muse to post!
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Post by Terenzio DeVito on Jan 9, 2010 15:57:26 GMT -5
Granted! Y ou have the muse to post! However, you stole it from everyone else in the universe so now no one else has the muse to post and all the threads and forums die.
I wish I would get off my lazy ass and go get McDonalds.
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Post by .: T O K I :. on Jan 9, 2010 16:46:11 GMT -5
Granted! You go to eat at McDonalds. You die. The food sucks. That sucks. You suck. McDonalds... gawd. Failure.
I wish DK would learn better than to eat from McDonalds.
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Post by Terenzio DeVito on Jan 9, 2010 17:54:26 GMT -5
Granted! I learn to eat better than McDonalds! However, McDonalds takes over the day after that and destroys ever other restaurant in the world and forbids cooking at home. EVERYONE has to eat McDonalds all the time or they die. Because I know better than to eat it, I die of starvation. Thank you, Toki, for wishing me my death.
I wish I could find the motivation to clean my filthy room. -.- I'm so lazy when it comes to cleaning.
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Post by .: T O K I :. on Jan 9, 2010 22:07:22 GMT -5
I will die of starvation, thank you.
Granted! You find the motivation and clean your room. Everyone sees how purdy you made your room so they force you to clean their houses and you become a slave for the rest of your life with no pay. Oops.
I wish I WASN'T A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!! DDDDD8
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