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Post by Terenzio DeVito on Jan 9, 2010 22:58:58 GMT -5
Damn. Lose lose situation, eh? Granted! You're no longer a murderer! Instead you're a psycho serial killer on Death Row. :3 You're welcome. <3 I wish I was better at coloring both on a computer and on paper, but not so good that people found it absolutely necessary to force me to draw and color for them. :/
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Post by .: T O K I :. on Jan 10, 2010 12:58:29 GMT -5
BUT A PSYCHO SERIAL KILLER IS STILL A MURDERER. D8
Granted you're now amazing at coloring on a computer and on paper. Instead of forcing you to draw and color for them, they buy a lot of your art! You quickly become rich and famous, but then someone decides it would be funny to hack your bank account and rob you bankrupt. Then you become poor and homeless. Wait. That is funny.
I wish one perfectly delicious, drink with a firmly, enclosed top (so it won't spill) that I like would pop up on the... (what's it called?) thing that you set drinks on, next to me so I didn't have to go and get it.
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Post by Mr. Peace-and-Logic on Jan 10, 2010 15:16:16 GMT -5
Granted! It's so firmly closed that you can't open it by yourself. You resort to power tools, and your wonderful drink ends up all over your carpet.
I wish I could bring myself to post in all the threads I'm in. DX
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Post by .: T O K I :. on Jan 10, 2010 15:35:48 GMT -5
;D Good thing I don't own a carpet eh?
Granted! You get the muse to post, but no one can compare to your posts so they stop posting with you.
I wish I would be good at coding.
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Post by Terenzio DeVito on Jan 10, 2010 22:57:02 GMT -5
Granted! You're the worlds best coder EVER! As such, every government in the world tries to recruit you to work for them. Eventually, you get kidnapped by one government seeing as how you decline evevry offer you get, and you get a LOT. They treat you well, at first. But as time goes on your treatmetn gets worse and worse until, finally, even the rats get better care than you. The government that kidnapped you kills you as soon as your health goes down the crapper because they don't want to go through the trouble of caring for a sick person, no matter how amazing their skills.
I wish my dad would stop being such an ass about my wanting to get a tattoo, cut my hair, and join the military. He cares too much when it's MY body, MY hair, and MY life. I can do what I want with them as soon as I turn 18, which is in EIGHT DAYS. -Winkwinknudgenudge-
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Post by .: T O K I :. on Jan 11, 2010 0:03:04 GMT -5
Granted! When you turn 18 you do everything you wanted to do. Your parents see that they can't do anything about it so they start supporting you. Soon enough you leave to join the military, but a problem occurs and you're shipped off to a war zone, get shot, and die. I will bring pretty pink flowers to your funeral.
I wish school started later in the morning that it already does.
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Post by Terenzio DeVito on Jan 11, 2010 2:18:24 GMT -5
Granted! But now it ends later. Say bye-bye to your afternoon.
I wish I had to money I need to buy my wig and outfit for my MomoCon cosplay outfit. Dx (The wig and wig cap are the most expensive part of it all! DDDx)
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Post by .: T O K I :. on Jan 11, 2010 18:06:14 GMT -5
Granted! You have the money to buy your wig and outfit, but the police find out you counterfeited it so you get thrown in jail for the rest of your life. (MomoCon?)
I wish my English teacher would stop giving us work.
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Post by equistar on Jan 15, 2010 20:02:34 GMT -5
Granted! Your english teacher doesn't give you any work for the rest of the year! Due to this, you fail the exam and won't get accepted into any colleges. Oh, yes, I am that evil.
I wish I had more energy.
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Post by .: T O K I :. on Jan 15, 2010 21:14:18 GMT -5
Wish granted, you suddenly get a large burst of energy! You become so happy and hyper that everyone thinks you're annoying and doesn't want to be with you anymore so you die a lonely soul.
I wish my eyes didn't feel so dry.
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